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BAD BUSINESS JARGON – PART DEUX

3/8/2014

 



 
     Last month I got hung up on business speak.  After that article
I realized the Ridiculous Business Jargon Dictionary (see, theofficelife.com)
is way more fun than any regular dictionary.


      I could not resist some other business terms for your consideration such
as:

Management Porn: 
The long number slides used and loved so much by managers.

Mouse Potato:
Spends hour after hour on the computer.

Mucus Trooper:
Always has a terrible cold, but manages to make it to work to spread the virus on a regular basis.

Open the Kimono:
Reveal inside company information.

O.T. Mail:
Sending a useless e-mail just to let boss know you were working late.

Pre-mumble:
Preliminary comments of a speaker, after with attempts of lame humor.

Queen of the Pigs:
The best of the bad bunch in an organization.

RDB:
The origin of ideas pulled out of one’s posterior: i.e., a rectal data base.

Rooster Call:
Early in the morning meeting.

Slave Trader
:
Human resource people who hire and fire personnel.

Tap Dancer:
Worker who seems busy, but always is in the same place.

Time Pig:
Useless project taking lots of time.

Vubicle:
Cubicle with a window.

What the Musk?:
Reaction to co-worker with overbearing cologne.

Zerotasking:
Doing nothing at all, as in Fred is zerotasking again.




      I refer you to the Office Life site for more of the ridiculous, but regularly used, language and even signs.  Now those folks have a sense of humor.


      Before I zerotask out, I pass on from the internet the
Five Rules for Men to Follow to Have a Happy Life alleged to be from some guy’s tombstone:


1.        It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2.        It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.        It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4.        It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5.        It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.



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